College Tailgate Party Fails: Top 10 Epic GIFs & Videos

College Tailgate Party Fails

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Each year when football season rolls around, fans go nuts. With painted faces, bodies adorned with prideful team swag apparel, and tons of beer, tailgating should literally be coined as a work of art, and easily the best part of the whole football experience.

But hands down, the very best thing about these wild and supportive sports fans is their ability to get super drunk in the name of the game, and make complete asses of themselves in the process. It wouldn’t be true love if there wasn’t a little bit of foolishness involved, right? Right (that was rhetorical).

Let’s honor them with the top ten most EPIC tailgating fails of all time. Just be glad you’re not on here – and if you are… uh… sorry?

EPIC TAILGATE FAIL NUMBER ONE: STRIPPER POLE FAN FACE PLANT


Tailgating and stripper poles are rarely a good combination… the falling on your face part never seems to be optional.


EPIC TAILGATE FAIL NUMBER TWO: TAILGATE FAN NINJA CONFUSION


Note to tailgaters worldwide: you may be drunk, but that doesn’t make you a ninja… save yourself and spare others, please.


EPIC TAILGATE FAIL NUMBER THREE: LARGE FAN, TINY ITCHY NIPPLES.

Epic Tailgate Fails: Drunk Fan Tiny Nipples

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All of that body paint has to get itchy eventually. But itchy is one thing – rubbing your nipples in public is another. This guy must have missed the memo.


EPIC TAILGATE FAIL FOUR: TAILGATE MOM’S DANCE MOVES GET TOO MUCH APPRECIATION


Although tailgating with the fam can be a good time, it might not always be a good idea to bring mom along… especially if she’s prone to do “face down, ass up” when intoxicated.


EPIC TAILGATE NUMBER SIX: SHOPPING CARTS AND TAILGATING ARE A DANGEROUS COMBO

Dangerous Shopping Cart Tailgate Fail

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Even if you’re wearing a helmet, getting in a shopping cart while intoxicated and tailgating is probably a bad idea. At least the helmet was a nice touch? Drunken responsible thinking FTW.


EPIC TAILGATE FAIL NUMBER SIX: BEER BOX HATS AND HIDDEN DANCE MOVES

Epic Tailgate Fail Beer Box Hat Dance

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Dude, you do you (just stay away from me).


EPIC TAILGATE FAIL NUMBER SEVEN: DIZZY BAT MAN DOWN


Dizzy bat is very popular among tailgaters, which is strange considering that’s the last thing you should be doing hammered.


EPIC TAILGATE FAIL NUMBER SEVEN: DRUNKEN DISPLAYS OF CLOTHES SHEDDING

Epic Tailgate Fail Fat Football Fan Stripper

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One thing’s for sure – when you mix alcohol and a love for sports, there’s bound to be someone who feels the urge to take their clothes off. Sometimes, people act on those urges and oftentimes, it’s not pretty.


EPIC TAILGATE FAIL NUMBER NINE: GRANDMA IS A BEER BONG CHAMP


It doesn’t matter who you are, or where you’re from, tailgating is fun for people of all ages. But when grandma can beer bong better than the average college tailgater, America should seriously take that as a sign to step their game up.


EPIC TAILGATE FAIL NUMBER 10: PARKED CARS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR


When you’re feeling consumed with tailgate power, sometimes you’ve just got to dance. But you should probably make sure that there aren’t any parked cars near you. Like for the sake of your face and all.

 

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