Ask a Babe: Elle Johnson Answers Your Life Questions

Look – life can be hard, and sometimes we need help. And who knows how to do life better than you? Hot girls.
Luckily bikini model, social media guru, and all-around babe Elle Johnson is here to help. The blonde, blue eyed beauty took time out of her day to contemplate your most pressing life questions in between shoots, so be grateful! And be thankful that you’re getting advice from someone this hot!
Here’s what she had to say about open relationships, hairy butts, and picking up girls on Craigslist:

I’m in an open relationship, which I thought was cool when I first brought it up. But now my girl is spending all of her time with some dude and I’m not really getting laid. How do I take it back?!
Tell her, “Sorry girl! I’m going have to take back the keys to the Lamborghini.” Oh wait! You can’t say that? Hmmmm ….. The problem starts with the fact that you proposed an open relationship in the first place. They never work!! Somebody is always better looking, richer, or has a bigger whatever. There’s not much you can do if you’re on the short end of the stick, so to speak. Except move on, find an even hotter girlfriend, and rub it in her face. Girls hate that!
I live with my girlfriend and she was recently let go from her job. I get it’s traumatizing, but does she really need to keep sulking? It’s been 4 months and I’m running out of rent money. How do I fix this?
Classic! The poor girl’s sense of self-esteem has been shattered and the man is worried about money!! You need to build her back up, baby! Maybe she sucked at her job. So what?! She’s hot and loves Goodfellas (does she love Goodfellas? If not, dump her!). Tell her how great she is. And whatever you do, don’t talk to her about the rent!!!
What should I have for dinner tonight?
Well, if you were having dinner with me, let’s have pork chile verde at a really good Mexican joint.
Is it weird to pick up girls on Craigslist?
Not if you’re fond of STDs.
I went to this party with my friends and some dude tried hitting on my friend’s girlfriend. I stuck up for her and told him to get away from her, like an honorable person. But now, she’s dropping by my house and work without telling me. I think she may be into me, what do I do?Not enough info to answer this one. (1) Is your friend’s girlfriend hot? (2) Do you really like your friend? (3) Is your friend Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson? The answers to these questions will guide your decision making. The answer to #3 is the most important.
My girlfriend is straight up baby crazy and I’m scared she’s going to do something irrational, like try to get pregnant. HELP!
Awh!!! You don’t want a baby? What kind of man are you?! A sensible man, of course. Sounds like you’re too young to get a vasectomy and the male birth control pill isn’t available yet. Therefore, you are left with the trusty old love glove or lying and telling her that you have developed a rare psychological disorder that only allows you to become aroused orally. But I think you knew all that already.
Do girls think butt hair is weird? Because I have it and I’m not into waxing.
Are you talking about girls today or girls in 10,000 B.C.?
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