Woman Finds Getting Off While Driving to be Frowned Upon After Crashing Car

In what may be the dumbest scenario we have ever heard, a woman crashed her Mini Cooper after testing out her new sex toy and getting… distracted.

A resident from Cirencester, Gloucestershire, the woman reportedly went to town with her Rampant Rabbit while stuck in traffic when her foot accidentally swiped the gas pedal. Her car then lurched forward and crashed into a stationary fish van. Coincidence? We don’t think so.

Luckily the woman, whose identity remains undisclosed except that she was close to her mid-30’s, was cordial enough to exchange information with M&J Seafood. Unluckily (only for her), the fish truck had a rearview camera, which showed a frazzled woman buttoning up her pants and whirling her sex toy around, proving the accident was not the seafood driver’s fault.

While this would be straight-up awesome to have witnessed in person – can you imagine pulling up at a red light and seeing some woman going at it?! – it’s also the dumbest thing we’ve ever heard. What in her right mind thought she could handle this situation without having her car in park?! If you’re going to get off in traffic, at least do so responsibly.

[H/T: Mirror]

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