If you haven’t heard about Ariana Grande‘s bizarre doughnut licking escapade, you either live under a rock or don’t actually give a f*ck. Both of which are legitimate excuses, but we’re going to fill you in anyway.
The popstar nearly broke the Internet the other day for getting herself caught on tape licking a few random doughtnuts at a California shop with some guy while proclaiming how much she hates Americans. In case you missed it, here’s the video:
And it doesn’t even look like she was on drugs!
Anyway, since then Grande has take to Twitter to apologize for her remarks, mostly because every doughnut-loving patriot reamed her a new one on social media:
Makes sense, and it sounds like a legitimate apology. But now, the weirdest part of the story: the doughnut shop is currently under police investigation for their negligent doughnut habits.
According to ABC News,
Dottie Ellis-Merki, a spokeswoman for the Riverside County Department of Environmental Health, said the agency was investigating why the doughnuts were left out unprotected and exposed to the public, in violation of state food laws. She said investigators found no further issues at the shop on Wednesday.
“During the investigation, the manager did state they normally don’t leave donuts out like was shown in the video,” Ellis-Merki said in an email to the AP. “The employee went to the back to retrieve freshly made donuts by request of the customer and left the trays out while getting other trays.”
How typical, California. You’ve allowed the Terminator to govern your state, but frown upon doughnuts being left on a counter. Makes total sense.