All-time great rant here from a Dallas Mavericks fan, regarding the 100% sketchy move from DeAndre Jordan verbally committing to Dallas and then changing his mind back to the Clippers at the zero-hour.
NEVER TRUST A MAN FROM HOUSTON! AND F*CK THE ROCKETS!
Honestly I can totally feel for Captain Jackass here and the rest of the Mavericks fans, but don’t think for one second that just because DJ didn’t wind up in Dallas means that they’re not going to win the championship. They had lost a LOT more pieces (Monte Ellis, Tyson Chandler, Aminu) and were frankly not going to be that good of a team. You can’t tell me that a team with Chandler Parsons as marqee player is going anywhere meaningful.
But let’s not get too distracted.
CHRIS PAUL, YOU’RE 4’11″… AND IF I EVER SEE YOU IN THE STREET YOU’RE GETTING A BOOT TO THE FACE. YOU AND YOUR STUPID KID.