10 Rules of Dating A Cougar

There is nothing in the world like dating a cougar: women who’ve gotten more confident, sexy, and attractive as they’ve gotten older. If you’re young and single, we suggest finding one for a fling or two. Summer is the perfect time for this, especially if you’re a college student heading back to school in the fall.


Sure, dating a cougar is an exciting experience, but you’ll actually learn a lot about what you’re capable of as far as maturity and relationships go. These women know what they need and aren’t afraid to tell you up front. That’s why it’s important you know the score. Sure, you have the benefit of being young and energetic but you’ll need more than just vigor to keep up with a cougar.
Check out our 10 rules of dating a cougar below:

#1: Make Sure You’re In for the Ride

Cougars are fierce and intimidating animals. If you plan on dating a cougar, make sure you have the energy and ability to satisfy. Women hit their sexual peaks between their mid-thirties and forties, and when they hit it, whoa momma. If you have anything less than a fierce/curious sex drive, then you may want to think twice about the whole situation.


#2: Don’t Mention the “C” Word

The “C” word being cougar, of course. Just because society labels her as a cougar does not mean she wants to be thought of that way. The word implies that she is an older woman, and we all know how women feel about age. In general, avoid the whole age thing altogether.


#3: Avoid “The Kid” Situation

There’s a good chance that the MILF you’re hooking up with is a MILF because she’s a mom. By all means avoid the topic of children for as long as possible.


#4: Be A Man

Just because she has herself a new boy-toy doesn’t mean she wants you to behave like a brat. A cougar is a real woman and she wants a real man. That’s why she went for you in the first place. So stand up to her when she gets fierce with you, don’t back down. Be in control of the situation, be assertive and thus prepare yourself for some truly earth shattering make up sex.


#5: Be Exciting & Different

One of the reasons that she has gone on the prowl is that she feels she is missing that intense satisfaction. Maybe she’s recently split up with a long term partner who was lazy, a couch potato or a sloth in bed. The last thing she needs in her life right now is a repeat performance. Nevertheless be spontaneous, curious and flashy. Give her that little bit of “Kung-Pow” chicken she’s been missing in her life.


#6: Step It Up

Don’t forget that the age difference means she has a number of years’ experience over you in all areas imaginable. She will be more difficult to impress than the usual girls you have been with. This means that you have to be a jack of all trades type of guy, whether regarding the kind of restaurants you are taking her to, the gifts you are buying her or the sexual adventures you are initiating. Whatever the occasion she’s just going to think of you as an unsophisticated child, and go off somewhere else looking for the complete package.


#7: Keep Those Compliments Coming

We discussed that talking about her age is a no-no, but it is something that she’s going to be aware of. Now that a you are the younger prince on the scene any compliments that you can pitch her way are going to be the best thing she’s heard of since sliced-bread. Making her feel confident and sexy means bringing out the MILF goddess side to her that will blow your mind away.


#8: Don’t Be A Control Freak

If you are used to getting things your way all the time in a relationship, then you are definitely barking up the wrong tree. A sexy, sassy, mature woman isn’t going to respond to your every command you spit out like a dictator. She’d make you feel like a fool for trying. Men moderate your approach she probably got divorced from a control freak nonetheless.


#9: Establish The Boundaries

This is probably one of the most important things you can take with you, specifically referencing what kind of relationship you both are after. Honestly at first just try for the physical relationship that is there then down the road if you feel comfortable about asking for more, do not hesitate. Be frank with her and show her your mature self. In the end you just want to have fun.


#10: Don’t Be Intimidated By Her Friends

If she invites you over to a dinner party with her good friends don’t be afraid. This is your time to shine. Make her friends jealous that she has a great catch like you which will make her hornier for you. And be modest that last thing they want to hear is how big a hot shot you are. Don’t worry she probably told all her friends how big your south pole is. So sit back, smile and enjoy the charcuterie plate.

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