Steve Ballmer Dancing To Fergie Gives White Boys Bad Name [VIDEO]

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Fergie gave a surprise performance to the crowd attending the Clippers vs. Lakers game last night, and Clippers owner Steve Ballmer loved it so much he decided to try and dance. You know who didn’t love it? The rest of us white boys who’ve been set back by this ridiculous man and his inability to groove.

Honestly, I love Steve Ballmer. He’s the right man for the right team in the right league. And I’m only half-joking when I say that he looks like an idiot here. But you know what? I don’t think he gives a sh*t what we say. He’s having the time of his life.

You can just hear it in his voice. When he gutterally bellows “La la la la la.” (Turn on the sound in this Vine)

But perhaps my favorite video I’ve seen of this whole thing is this angle here, taken from the side.

Just look at those stanky legs going every which way. And his sidekick just doing exactly what big boss man is doing.

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