Chrissy Teigen–aka your girlfriend’s smoking hot spirit animal–just won’t stop posting nekkid pictures to Instagram. Unlike Rihanna, she hasn’t been kicked off yet, despite sharing her ridiculously naked pictures with the world. Last night, Chrissy ‘grammed a picture where she’s having impromptu cuddles with her husband (John Legend, maybe you’ve heard of him?), captioning it, “bae whatever that is.” They’re casually lying in the grass, and if you’re scrolling quickly you probably wouldn’t even notice that Chrissy just leaked her own nip, because girlfriend is everything.
Knowing Chrissy like I do (we met once, but we’re best friends now, obviously), she was probably just drunk when she posted and didn’t even notice the nip slip. This is the ultimate #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin post. They’re a dream couple. Smoking hot, ridiculously talented, and Chrissy is the greatest chef and n00d leaker on the planet. Luckily, Instagram hasn’t banned her yet (probably because they know she’s perfection personified), which means that you need to follow her now to make sure you’re ready mentally and physically for the next picture, because you never know what it will be.
If you follow Chrissy on Twitter (which you should be doing, anyway, for recipes, trolling, and hawt pics), you know that she’s always unapologetic in the best possible way. Who better to be at the forefront of the #FreeTheNipple movement? Chrissy Teigen should never be Insta banned, because the world would be missing out on incredibly delicious soup recipes, and pictures of her puppies- both sweater and otherwise.