Did Carmelo Anthony Also Stop Taking HGH?!?

So last week I published a theory that hypothesizing the reason Lebron James had lost so much weight was because he was cycling off of HGH. It’s crazy, but it just might be true.

And then today I catch this photo of Mr. Melo himself looking as skinny as Tyson Chandler’s legs. Ipso facto, according to my theory of weight loss, Carmelo Anthony has also stopped taking HGH. That’s bad news for Knicks fans who want to make the Playoffs this year.

Call me crazy, but I want the only person on our team who will be solely responsible for winning any games to be taking Performance Enhancing Drugs–that’s just a no-brainer. I want him injecting steroids every. single. night.