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Woman Who Won The Week: Jessica Simpson


Jessica Simpson

After tying the knot with her longtime fiancé over the July 4th weekend (they’ve been engaged since 2010), Jessica Simpson hasn’t really left the headlines for the entire month. This just seemed like her week however, mainly because her family was in the headlines but Jessica managed to walk away unscathed. First came the news that her mom brought a married man to Jessica’s wedding, but it turned out he was only married in the technical sense- his divorce was finalized four days after Jessica’s wedding. [photo via…]

The best news of all for Jessica this week came from Victoria’s Secret. For their annual #WhatIsSexy List, the underwear company was looking to honor woman who were “all about maximum impact with minimal effort,” and they selected Jessica as Sexiest Mom.It’s the perfect way to honor Jessica, who is clearly nowhere near as sexy as she was a decade ago, but still manages to show that she’s one of the hottest women on Planet Earth. (We also got excited over Jhene Aiko as Sexiest Up & Comer.)

And just think, we don’t have to hear sickly sweet pop music from her anymore. She’s now a fashion designer and was a hugely successful spokesmodel for Weight Watchers, so we feel like she’s going to land on her feet no matter what she doe–and what she does best is turn us on. Jessica is definitely the MILF who won the week–and you should check out her sexiest GIFs after these pics remind you why Jessica still matters…


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