Yours truly just joined Manchester United, the greatest soccer team in the history of the world. No big deal. We were going to wait a few weeks, but management decided that after NYFC’s big announcement of signing Frank Lampard the timing was right for a story of our own…
If you want to see me and my new crew, come check us out as we absolutely dominate teams as part of the #ManUTour.
• Saturday, July 2 Man Utd vs. AS Roma Denver (Sports Authority Field)
• Tuesday, July 29 Man Utd vs. Inter Milan Washington D.C. (FedEx Field)
• Saturday, August 2 Man Utd vs. Real Madrid Ann Arbor (Michigan Stadium)
It makes perfect sense to bring me onboard. I mean, if you’re going to have American muscle on the front of the shirt…
You should have American muscle inside of it too!