James Franco Wants You To Know He Didn’t Have Sex With Lindsay Lohan



Writer/actor/visual artist/PhD student/Insane Instagram User James Franco decided to pen a story for Vice today about how he didn’t sleep with Lindsay Lohan. It took us a while to decipher, but that seems to be what’s going on here. The short story is titled”Bungalow 89,” and describes an encounter between “a Hollywood Guy” named James (from the movie Milk) and a “Hollywood girl” called Lindsay Lohan in a hotel room. So…yeah. Here’s a highlight from the piece…

She is damaged. For a while, after her high hellion days, she couldn’t get work because she couldn’t get insured…. Her career suffered, and she started getting arrested (stealing, DUIs, car accidents, other things). But the arrests, even as they added up, were never going to be an emotional bottom for her, because she got just as much attention for them as she used to get for her film performances.

So here’s the synopsis, in case James doesn’t need to convince you: Lohan visits Franco’s hotel room at the famous Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles and they enjoy a J.D. Salinger bedtime story. They talk about her sexual conquests and eventually Franco decides to not sleep with her. Not sleep with her, okay? Yeah.

Is this really how it went down? We tend to think that Franco and Lohan did, indeed, sleep together–but who knows with both of these crazy people? Oh well, Franco actually ended up impressing us with this story, even if it didn’t have sex scenes. Now we’d like to hear Lindsay’s side…

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