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Rachel Stevens (Who?) Is The Sexiest Woman of All Time [PICS]


The UK magazine FHM isn’t shy about making a big production out of their countdowns–and now they’ve declared Rachel Stevens to be the official Sexiest Woman of All Time. That means that Rachel Stevens is the sexiest woman ever in the history of mankind. There has never ever been a woman more sexy than Rachel Stevens. She’s the sexiest woman. Ever. Not to put too fine a point on it, but Rachel Stevens is sexier than any other woman that you’ve ever met or seen. [photo via…]

To which non-UK guys respond, “Who the hell is Rachel Stevens?” That’s a fair question. She’s certainly not who anyone was expecting FHM to award with the honor. For one thing, she’s a 36-year-old MILF. Also, the rest of the world doesn’t know Rachel, because she got her start in a lousy pop band called S Club 7. They were a real big deal in England at the end of the 1990s, and mostly promoted their music by starring in a series of television shows that were kind of like MTV’s The Real World.

It wasn’t a big shock when S Club 7 fell apart as their audience grew out of tweenhood. Rachel managed a few unexpectedly strong solo albums, but she’s mostly been busy as a television personality. Her most recent album was a kiddie-themed collection of songs about nutritious eating, so it’s not surprising that there’s a lot of talk about a reunion of S Club 7. FHM sure helped that cause–and even though we’re surprised at their choice, we’re thinking these pics (some of them surprisingly recent) will get you thinking that they’re on to something…

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J.R. Taylor has spent several years covering all aspects of pop culture for prestigious publications. Well, they were prestigious. Contact me: @google+ @twitter @email @website