USCB Sorority Slayer Left Behind A Pathetic Final Statement [VIDEO]


22-year-old Elliot Rodger just became the creepiest college student of this century after his shooting rampage in California last night.  The young idiot managed to drive around and kill seven people [UPDATE: and, sadly, counting]–but, of course, only after posting a Youtube video a few hours before he began shooting people. It’s a pretty disgusting video. Not because of the visuals, but because of the sight of wealthy young Elliot rambling about how angry he is at the girls of University of California Santa Barbara. See, Elliot’s a 22-year-old virgin, and it’s all because…well, if we had to guess, it’s for plenty of reasons besides women mysteriously turning down a hot prospect like Elliot Rodger.
Here’s the start of his ramblings, but we can’t promise that we’ll make it to the end here…

Hi, Elliot Rodger here. Well, this is my last video. It all has all come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution. The day that I will have my revenge against humanity. Against all of you. For the past eight years of my life–ever since I hit puberty–I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires. All because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection and sex and love to other men, but never to me. I am 22 years old and still a virgin. I’ve never even kissed  a girl. I’ve been to college for two and a half years–more then that, actually–and I am still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. In those years, I’ve had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all…

Oh, screw this. Elliot goes on to tell us that he’s “the perfect guy” and a “supreme gentleman,” and there’s a creepy little chuckle where he goes on about that day of retribution again before boasting about how he’ll enter the “hottest sorority house” at UCSB. He calls the sorority girls “sluts,” of course, and considers himself to be “the superior one, the true alpha male” who’s about to be “a god compared to you.”
Trust us, folks–we have torturous tales of college romance that’d beat out any kid sitting in a brand new BMW. This is emo gone extreme, and it’d be hilarious if there weren’t dead innocents (and seven more injured) because this psycho didn’t have the decency to kill himself. Or, you know, didn’t get some kind of help instead of getting a BMW.
So here’s the video to watch if you want to, but let’s also salute the girls of UCSB for having the good sense to snub this handsome creep in a nice car. Nothing shallow about those gals. Same goes for the ladies of Santa Barbara City College, where Elliot was actually a student. We’re angry, of course, that all this had to end in bloodshed, but at least that blood included Elliot’s…

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