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Katy Perry Kissed A Girl Named Miley Cyrus [TWITPIC + GIF + VIDEOS]


Katy Perry Miley Cyrus Kiss

Miley Cyrus played Los Angeles last night, and we’re pretty sure there was political pressure that made her simulate fellatio with Abraham Lincoln instead of Bill Clinton, and also there was an appearance by the Flaming Lips that involved their song “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots,” but all that really matters is that Katy Perry kissed a girl named Miley Cyrus.

We expect some Ph.D candidate at Harvard will explain the cultural importance of this event to us at a later date. For now, we’ll just note that the moment sure seems to have been spontaneous. Miley was deep down the ramp at the latest show at the Staples Center in L.A., and was safely in the VIP section when she crouched down low to beckon Katy Perry a little closer. Being no fool, Katy quickly came over for a lesbian kiss that guaranteed plenty of headlines the next day–and an immediate TwitPic from Miley that looks like this…

As you can see in the background, everyone quickly whipped out their iPhones to record the moment for posterity. Goo thing the COED staff wasn’t there, or something would’ve been whipped out to have been┬árecorded for posterity, and maybe for the courts. Anyway, so there’s video, too…

And more video, as well–but we really love the GIF above, because it seems to suggest that Katy got more tongue than expected. Which seems amazingly naive when you’re dealing with Miley Cyrus’ tongue, so we don’t know what to make of that. We just can’t decide if John Mayer is excited or demanding that Katy make an emergency visit to an oral hygienist. Anyway, we’re happy to have rounded all this up for you, so choose your favorite immortalized moment and start preparing your own doctoral dissertation…

  • COED Writer
    J.R. Taylor has spent several years covering all aspects of pop culture for prestigious publications. Well, they were prestigious. Contact me: @google+ @twitter @email @website