magnifier menu chevron-left chevron-right chevron-down

And Here We Have Elementary School Love Summed Up On One Piece of Paper


Brutal. Nothing more heartbreaking than getting shot down by your crush. But how big of a bitch is Ashley? Never knew you could spot a future two-timer so young. Don’t worry buddy, you’re better off without her. And no I’m not bitter because Jessica Langly did the same thing to me in 1st grade, with an exception of course. Instead of saying I’m next in line, she called me an ugly Ninja-Turtle fart. That was cute.

Hope when Ashley divorces Kyle in a month or two she doesn’t take half his Gushers. That would really be hitting him where it hurts. That is assuming kids still eat Gushers, which they damn still better be.

via Reddit

  • COED Writer