10 Unlikely Halloween Costumes Guaranteed* To Get You Laid

Halloween’s coming up, and for girls that means one thing:

Slutting it up.

And for guys, that means, whether or not you intend to dress as a Boy Scout, you’ll be pitching a tent all night. Some dudes can get away with the male version of this, where a six pack is the only accessory you need. But for the rest of you shlubs sporting kegs, fear not — you can still catch that snatch with these offbeat costumes while still keeping (most of) your clothes on.

*We actually can’t guarantee that you’ll get laid because let’s face it, after a while, it’s out of our hands and yours. Pussy runs everything.

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