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Austrailian Football Team Celebrates End Of Season By Lighting Dwarf On Fire


A celebration with the teammates? Screw getting drunk and ordering strippers, let’s go straight for the little people and light them on fire. It’s the Aussie way.

But that’s not even the point. If you’re a dwarf and your job is in the “entertainment” business, you have to be prepared for anything. Should expect to be stripped, tossed, lit on fire. The works. I would before making him dress up in a Goomba from Super Mario Brothers and jump on his head. Have to get your money’s worth somehow.

  • COED Writer