High ABV Beers to Get You Through the First Week of School

By The Professor JW Faulkner – @EngProfJW

It’s that time of year again, and you don’t know whether to rejoice or to cry. You swear this time is going to be different, but by day three. you will be back to your old habits. And all the while you are praying to every deity this one won’t be the last, but like every other time it’ll be a toss-up. Am I talking about the one time of year you have great sex? Nope, it’s back to school time and the fall semester is about to begin!

I know the first week of classes can be the most difficult; what books to buy, where will the hot chick sit, will my professor take bribes, how many classes can I miss, what’s the best grade I can make while completing the least amount of work? And because of questions like those and the stress of a another semester, I have compiled a list of beers with some of the highest alcohol by volume so you can start the semester off right.

And to avoid confusion, this list is not only for you students, this list also reflects what professors, like me, will be drinking as well. The only difference is your professors will not stop drinking because of their students’ incompetence.

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