Oral Roberts’ Bald Eagle Release During Pep Rally Didn’t Go So Hot [VIDEO]

Isn’t it a crime to willingly endanger a bald eagle? What else did the Bible thumpers of Oral Roberts think was going to happen when they released this American predator loose in an enclosed space with thousands of people? I’ll tell you, one of two things: The bald eagle hurts itself by trying to escape to the heavens like its instincts tell him. Or a poor small fat girl gets her eyes gouged out when the bird mistakes her for some baby livestock.

Probably would’ve been more American if the latter happened. Either way, everyone is most likely to get sh*t on with red, white and blue from above for the good of the nation.

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