Science Says Large Testicles May Predict Heart Disease

The bigger the balls, the harder you fall? Maybe having a large sac isn’t the greatest thing in the world, according to this study courtesy of The Telegraph:

Researchers have found that men with larger testes have a heightened risk of being taken to hospital with heart problems. The scientists suggest that larger testicles may be a sign of poor health and could be used as a measure of heart disease risk.

Hmm, I’m a bit skeptical on this study. If this were indeed true then how come George Custer and all of his men drop dead instantly of heart attacks while marching to their certain deaths at Gettysburg? Some of the biggest balls in recorded history right there.

I rest my case.

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