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Hawaii Offering All Their Homeless One-Way Flight Tickets Off The Island


Aloha, bums!

The state of Hawaii is starting a three year program offering a one-way ticket to the mainland to any homeless person who wants the free ride. No word on whether the seats are in first class or coach, even though the odds are currently in favor of cargo.

The program is actually a win-win for everyone. It offers those without any homes an opportunity to go back to their families if they reside in the continental United States and also drastically reduces the random smell of urine around parts of Hawaii.

My guess is the only losers in this deal is the liquor store owners on the island. May God help them through the future economic crisis.

COED Writer