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Today In Russia: Drunk Kids Decapitate Homeless Man And Play Soccer With His Head


Just when your faith in humanity starts to get a little stronger, here comes Russia to give the human spirit a swift kick in the d*ck.

Two inebriated Moscow teenagers reportedly used an axe, saw and knives to kill and decapitate a random vagrant because, “They didn’t like the looks of him.” To cap it off, the little sh*ts used his severed head to play the world’s favorite sport in the streets before kicking it into a dumpster and leaving the body on the street.

Best (worst) part of the story is the teenagers face 15 years in prison if convicted. Only 15 years for randomly murdering someone for fun and using his head as a soccer ball? Holy Russia. Actually surprised we don’t hear stories like this more often if that’s the punishment for the crime.

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