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7 Reasons Why This Weekend Won’t Suck [6/2 – 6/23]


You’ve been slaving away all week on some project your boss made you do even though it’s got nothing to do with your position, department or occupation. For all you know, the task may have violated company policy, federal transportation laws and perhaps a few UN treaties. You deserve a break this weekend and rather than just recuperate by sleeping for two straight days or meeting with an attorney, your weekend is all planned out thanks to a horde of ravenous zombies, a chain smoking advertising executive and the ever present threat of death (and we don’t mean the one a military tribunal may or may not be preparing to hang over your head).

  • COED Writer
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