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8 Reasons Why This Weekend Won’t Suck [6/7 – 6/9]


Another work week has come to a solid, definitive close, and you’re ready to let loose with the kind of reckless abandon that landed Amanda Bynes in trouble. You could spend the next 48 hours trying to drink your weight in alcohol, but that would only lead to a massive hangover with 47 hours and 30 minutes left to kill. Thankfully, you don’t have to waste precious minutes drinking coffee and wishing you could control the mechanics of time. At least you’ll have something to do thanks to a gang of murderers with a get out of jail free card, Han Solo and NYC’s best Sunday party.

COED Writer
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