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8 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [June 3rd – June 6th]


You may have spent your weekend drinking the Playboy Mansion’s entire stock of 20-year-old scotch and puking your guts out in Hugh Hefner’s personal bathroom. That’s over and done. It’s in the past. You’ve gone from dancing with half naked models who hate their fathers to dancing with a half-hour deadline for the boss you hate, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Don’t jump out of that office window just yet (unless you’re on the first story in which case, go ahead, we could use the laugh). You’ve got plenty of reasons to remain alive for at least another week thanks to a disavowed CIA agent, a talking anthropomorphic dog and a pre-clinically insane Mel Gibson in this week’s “Why This Week Won’t Suck.”

  • COED Writer
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