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9 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [May 28-31]


Hiya folks. You say you’re feeling down today? You say your boss just came in and asked you to work late because he’s got a last minute business meeting with your wife at his place? You say your house just burned down and the fire department toasted marshmallows over it because the city couldn’t pay them overtime to put it out? Well lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun with dignity to show the world you’ll never give up, never give up, never give up… that ship! And it’s all thanks to a team of well-armed Navy SEALS, a campfire story society and slapshots that lead to facial stitches.

  • COED Writer
    I'm human. I swear.