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Steak ‘N Shake Now Offering 7×7 Steakburger For Mere $7.77


We all have dreams. Some dream of feeding all the starving people in the world. Some say, “F**k the starving people. I want all the meat for myself.”

Those people would probably love the idea of Steak ‘n Shake’s new 7×7 Steakburger.

Though the idea of a 7×7 cheeseburger isn’t new — In-N-Out, for one, has been willing to pile as many layers of patty and cheese onto a bun as you’re willing to request for as long as I can remember — the idea of a major chain putting such a burger in writing on a menu is raising some eyebrows.

But wait, the shock doesn’t end there: because according to Huffington Post, the 7×7 appears exclusively on Steak ‘n Shake’s new AllNighter Menu. Yup, you’re encouraged to eat this 1,330 tower of cheap dining excess exclusively between the hours of midnight and 6am.

Strangely, I’d probably rather see people eating this at 6am. At least then you might be loading up on calories to get through a long day. If you’re filling your stomach with this much meat and cheese closer to midnight — and then planning on going to sleep — you could be in for a heap of trouble.

Anyway, heading to Steak ‘n Shake now. Cya.

via Laughing Squid

  • COED Writer