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Rick Ross Narrowly Avoids Death In An Attempted Drive-By-Shooting


Rick Ross aka Ricky Rozay was celebrating his birthday early Monday morning in Ft. Lauderdale when he was attacked by a drive-by shooting. According to reports, Rick was riding shotgun in a Rolls Royce when a car pulled up beside him and dumped “dozens” of bullets into the car, causing the driver to lose control and crash into a hotel. Luckily no one was killed or injured, but the crime leaves lots of important questions.

The most important being: how many blind hitmen are there in the city of Fort Lauderdale? I mean, the guy is fat as f*ck and not one of the “dozens” of bullets even hits the dude?

I’m in no way, shape, or form a fan of his rap but I don’t want him (or anyone else for that matter) to be murdered. That would just convince today’s uninformed youth that he’s of the same status as Tupac or Biggie. Dying of a stroke on a plane because of his weight issues? A whole other story.

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