In Honor Of Eli Manning’s Birthday, Here Are The Drunkest Athletes Ever Photographed

Drunkest Athletes

So January 3rd, 2013 is Eli Manning’s 32nd birthday and (unfortunately for NY Football Giants fans) the guy has no reason to stay sober for a little while. The Giants missed the Playoffs only a year after winning the 2012 Super Bowl, a situation Eli talked about with Mike Francesca on WFAN yesterday morning.

But anyways, a bunch of NFL fanboys are having a field day with Eli on Twitter today. The joke that I’ve seen the most goes something along the lines of:

Yeah, it’s funny and all but it’s nowhere near realistic. If those guys walk into a bar, the only thing they’re going to be paying attention to is their glass. Just look at the gallery below for proof.

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