I don’t know about you all, but I’ve got a date with over a dozen of the world’s sexiest women down to model some lingerie for me. No, I’m not in Vegas at a bachelor party or anything, I’m hunkered down on my couch ready to watch the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS (10 PM EST).
While we haven’t seen the live show in all of it’s glory, we were able to catch a sneak-peek by way of the photos that were taken at the filming on November 7th.
The good news is that there’s no plot involved whatsoever, so we can point out all the great parts of tonight’s spectacle without spoiling anything.
The Part When Doutzen Kroes Pretends To Be A Poodle
The Part When The Circus Ringmaster Arrives
The Part Where Chloe Delevigne Shows Off Her KFC Chicken-filled Tummy
The Part Where You’re All Like “Murica!”
The Part Where Anything Miranda Kerr
The Part Of Rihanna‘s Performance When She Does This
The Part Where Karlie Kloss Dresses Like A Native American (Oh, wait)
The Part Where You Can’t Wait For New Year’s Eve
The Part Where They All Dance Together
The Part Where Hilary Rhoda Makes Her Victoria’s Secret Angel Debut
The Part Where You Add Another Reason For Wanting To Kill The Biebs