Here are the things I’m thankful for: when a bartender comps half my tab, when I find a low min blackjack table with no one sitting at it, when I go to smoke marijuana and I’m not out of marijuana. These are the important things in life.
A lot of people are thankful for other thing. Like their family. Seriously, family? Have you ever looked at your family? they’re boring as hell. Compare that to looking at hot chicks. Looking at hot women is exciting, invigorating even.
So if you have to be thankful for something, be thankful for these women and their amazing racks. And you’ll be able to sleep soundly knowing that they’re thankful for the exact same thing.