Make the Creepy Automated Message STOP!

Pleeeeeaaase! Make it stop! Make it stop! Quit f-ing with my mind!

Automated phone messages are just plain creepy–most particularly when you’re past due on your cable bill. Instead of having live humans; the company has an automated message that sends tingles up your spine and makes you think that the next step is waterboard interrogation at an undisclosed CIA black site.

I think the company is trying to creep you out into paying your bill on time.

Here’s the actual message I received. I think they keep repeating your name to psychologically break you down and to say, “We are watching you!”

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