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Babe, Shake Your Booty [CHEAP DATE TONY]


Take your lady out for a night of dancing. If you look in the right places, free dance lessons can be had in most major cities. Some nightclubs even offer swing dancing lessons a few hours before a swing band performs later that evening.

I advise against square and line dancing. Not only is it utterly lame, but there’s nothing sexy about bad honky tonk and beer bellies. Ethnic dancing, on the other hand, is sexy.  You and your lady are learning new moves from a different culture –  and it gears you up for after date sexy-time fun.

Get into the groove and your lady will melt into your arms.

Total cost of date: Free

Here are great tips on where to start your dance lesson date:

  • COED Writer
    Tony DuShane is the author of Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk (Soft Skull Press 2010). He lives in San Francisco and enjoys long walks in his walk-in closet.