Steven Feinartz and Stupid Questions for Funny People

(Derek Kaill keeps stupidly asking, and people keep funnily answering – today is no exception)

This week’s “victim” – HA! I say “victim”, but I’m just being silly – is Steven Feinartz. He just wrapped up a run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with the legendary Eddie Pepitone. Feinartz produced and directed the aptly-named documentary about Pepitone: “The Bitter Buddha.

Steve’s also worked behind the scenes on Dancing with the Stars. (But he’s actually a pretty cool guy.) A weak, unimpressive man would have backed away from the question I presented him, so I then asked the one below and he agreed to take a shot at it.

Mr. Feinartz, bless his heart, kept his answer short and sweet (if a little depressing…)

LOGIC PROBLEM FOR STEVEN FEINARTZ:
You come to a cave with two doors leading inside. At each door stands a large guard with an axe. Both worry about what sort of chemicals are used in dollar store incense.

One guard always tells the time, and the other guard has no interest in participating in these sorts of logic puzzles.

QUESTION: Why do you want to enter a cave?

STEVEN’S ANSWER:
Being trapped in a cave with patchouli can’t be  easy, but at least these axe-carrying brutes are concerned with the  quality. I, for one, am alone in this world and have nowhere else to go. This cave seems pleasant enough.

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