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These Party Crabs Give Zero F*cks [PHOTOS]


Last week we showed you the gangsters of various animal kingdoms and discovered that apparently crabs are total badasses. They drink, smoke, put drugs in their noses and generally do all the stuff that responsible moms look poorly upon. I guess all their bad habits are the result of them feeling so crabby, or is it the other way around? Only one things for sure: party crabs give zero f*cks and they’re willing to give up a limb to prove it to you. See what we mean in the gallery below.

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