What’s really in a person’s age Thanks to advances in medicine, 60 is now the new 40. In turn, 30 is the new 20, 17 is the new 9, and 3 is the new 2.
Conversely, due to such technology as swipe-learning on iPads, children can now learn everything at an alarmingly early age. So 3 is the new 18, and 25 is the new 40. At the same rate, 40 is now considered the new dead.
To help our readers maximize their lives, we’ve rounded up: 36 Reasons to Dread Middle-Age. Have sex and drugs now – while you can!