Remember Ryan Stock? Of course you don’t, so here’s a quick refresher: A few weeks ago, we showed you an utterly heartwarming and touching video of Ryan setting the world record for “LONGEST DRILL BIT DRILLED INTO NOSE“–a video that captured the hearts of highly disturbed people across the nation. To those of you who aren’t very good at making inferences, he and his gaping nasal cavities are back in full force. We now present Ryan setting the RecordSetter world record for “Most Condoms Sucked Through Nose At Once”—one I’m sure his mother brags about to friends and family. At least she can sleep soundly at night knowing Ryan practices safe sex. By the looks of it, he’s having none at all. [Note: This guy probably gets more action than you, me, your friends, and family members combined. He had a show on the freaking Discovery Channel…that’s almost as good as having a show on Animal Planet.]
