60 Sexy Slurpee Tongues for 7-Eleven [PHOTOS]

It’s that most special time of the year–July 11th, aka 7/11, aka Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven. It’s nice to see the 7-Eleven chain finally giving back to society. Especially after we’ve given them so much of our money during those 4 am binges where we’re suddenly stocking up on chocolate milk, Pop Tarts, Tootsie Pops, microwave burritos, doughnuts, beef jerky, and maybe some Red Bull because we’re starting to lose our buzz. Yes, we have a history with 7-Eleven. And let’s not forget the genius of the 7-Eleven Slurpee. Today only–that’s July 11th–you can get your very own free Slurpee at participating 7-Elevens from 11 am to 7 pm. That’s also free brain-freeze, plus your tongue turning for free into the weird color of your choice. That’s why we suggest bringing along a lady friend. Just check out these surprisingly sexy shots of ladies showing off their Slurpee-stained tongues. We strongly advise mixing those colors, too. Blending the colors, you know? Swirling up a little Slurpee love, you could say. (Make out with them, dumbass.) If you still don’t get the point, then check out these inspiring pics…

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