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And Finally, A Fourth of July Message From Captain James T. Kirk [VIDEO–FROM THE FUTURE!]

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The day is drawing to a close, but have you given real thought to the importance of the Fourth of July? Have you considered  what today really means to our history as a nation? Or did you just ogle hot babes and drink beer and grill steaks? There’s no wrong answer here. We’re just saying that maybe we should get a final inspiring message about the real importance of the Fourth of July–from none other than James Tiberius Kirk, as he schools some screwhead aliens about the true importance of a document that we call the United States Constitution! Take it away, Captain…

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