The Pimpingest Mormon Ever Is Sleeping With Twin Sisters + Their Cousin

Mitt Romney, move over — there’s a more pimp Mormon than you. Meet Joe Darger, the Salt Lake City resident who’s married twin sisters and their cousin. I think we can all agree that despite this guy’s poor taste in green shirts, Joe is living every man’s dream. On a similar note, you would have thought that at least one of them would have said something. [lead image via DailyMail]

It’s actually a pretty heartwarming story. In high school, the two sisters Vicki (right) and Valerie (center) found themselves having crushes on the same boys. Joe himself was interested in Vicki and her cousin Alina (left), so he did what any 18 year old with bowling-ball-sized-testicles would do: he dated them both simultaneously. Wait for it because this story gets better.

After marrying both Vicki and Alina, the two actually suggested that Joe should complete the circle by starting to court Valerie who had just gone through a divorce with a man who was an abusive gambling drunk with six wives. Surprisingly, he needed ¬†convincing. “I had a connection with Valerie, but the fact she was Vicki’s twin was weird – they both had the same mannerisms. But Vicki opened my mind to it.”

The happy couple now have published a book called Love Times Three. Unfortunately, it sounds like Joe rotates through their various rooms as opposed to sharing a bed with the three ladies. The only negative aspect of this whole situation? They have 24 f*cking kids. That’s ridiculous.

If you were into the whole marrying an entire bloodline’s women, would the 24 children be a deal-breaker for you?

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