Post Modern YouTube Avant-Garde Cinema: Dogs Chewing On Bones

COED regular readers know that we frequently highlight Post Modern YouTube Avant Garde CinemaThose video gems produced by film geniuses so far ahead of time…..their YouTube videos have gotten under 50 views. (YouTube videos that receive 51 views and higher are directed by complete sellouts)

This week we are proud to bring you the First Annual COED Post Modern YouTube Avant-Garde Cinema–FILM FESTIVAL !!!!!! (Note a lot of exclamation points!) Yes, a collection of videos all on one genre (and under 50 views). That genre is…………….DOGS CHEWING ON BONES!!!!!! (Note even more exclamation points.)

The genre of cinema that is dog chewing stick is something which only an owner can love–till now!

ENTRY #1:Dog eating a bone

DIRECTOR: Knudjensen 54
RUNNING TIME: 1:33
VIEWS: 44
COMMENTS: 0

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VWBjEpJZ2o&w=425&h=344]

Dog eating a bone is particularly noted by it’s fascinating audio track that brings to mind Michelangelo Antonioni’s  L’Eclisse, with the haunting sounds of everyday life overpowering the imagery. We -the viewer- are left in a a wall-of-sound that one would be reluctant to soon forget! 

ENTRY #2: MY OTHER DOG EATING A BONE

DIRECTOR: pacmanweeeee
RUNNING TIME: 0:28
VIEWS: 49
COMMENTS: 0

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzN25Yuczzw&w=425&h=344]

Question. Why is this the OTHER dog? Why is this not thee MAIN dog? If this dog can chew a bone with that much skill, I wonder how good the primary dog is at bone-chewing? I must be seeing a sequel, or sophomore work, from director pacmanweee? The big question is: Are there such things as sequels in the film genre of dogs eating bones!?? Well……………………

ENTRY #3:blacky eating bone part 1

DIRECTOR: Jonny 2818
RUNNING TIME: 1:04
VIEWS: 35
COMMENTS: 0

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrMC62-jAYk&w=425&h=344]

blacky eating bone part 1 has a very open ended finale that leaves the viewer wanting more. Their prayers are soon answered with………………………

ENTRY #7: blacky eating bone part 2

DIRECTOR: Jonny 2818
RUNNING TIME: 0:34
VIEWS: 41
COMMENTS: 0

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3g8DTB_qw8&w=425&h=344]

Like in the Godfather saga, for my money Part 2 is much better than Part 1. (Though one couldn’t exist without the other.) Similar to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, both parts were filmed at the same time – rather than an afterthought when fans of Part 1 clammered for more. I wouldn’t be surprised if loyal fans of, blacky eating bone part 3, unite to organize annual conventions.

Good work Jonny 2818!

That’s it for COED’S 1st Annual Post Modern You Tube Avant-Garde Cinema Film Festival!

If you know of a great YouTube video that has gotten under 50 views, please send it our way!

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