“Face Guy” From Alabama Has Made The Greatest College Presidential Bid Ever [VIDEO]

In what appears to be the best use of simultaneous self-promotion and not giving a single f*ck, the “Face Guy” (actual name Jack Blankenship) from the University of Alabama has starred in the best bid for a college presidential position I’ve ever seen. His policies seem flawless, his logic is sound, and his face? I mean, who wouldn’t want that mug plastered everywhere possible. Screw it, get rid of the Crimson Tide mascot (Big Al) and just have a big blowout of his face and sh*t on some students head. Do any of our readers actually know this kid? He could either be a total prick or actually funny, I’m undecided in my judgement.

Redband Trailer For Goon; Opens Tonight In Limited Release [VIDEO]
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