WTFark Wednesday: Plan B-3, Model’s 20-Inch Waist, John Goodman’s GF Adoption

Ship’ U’s Morning After Pill Vending Machine

“We had some conversations with them and did a survey of the student body and we got an 85 percent response rate that the students supported Plan B in the House Center,” said Dr. Roger Serr, Vice president of Student Affairs at Shippensburg.

If this isn’t cause for a Raw Dog party I don’t know what is.

Senioritis Gets A Whole New Meaning

Data collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) shows that there were 706 cases of syphilis diagnosed among U.S. adults aged 45-54 in 2000 and 179 in those aged 55-64; by 2010 the numbers had risen to 2,056 and 493, respectively.

A similar increase was seen in cases of Chlamydia. In 2010, there were 16,106 in the 45-54 age group diagnosed with the Chlamydia, versus 5,601 in 2000, and 1,110 cases in adults aged 55-64 in 2000, compared with 3,523 in 2010.

I blame Viagra, Ensure, and Ol’ Dirty Bastard… not the rapper, but that 1 STD-riddled dude who probably gave us all STDs the first go ’round. I actually can’t wait to get old and just not give all the f*cks in the world. (Image via Shutterstock)

Mom Gets Hammered With Her 11-YEAR-OLD Son

A mother who allowed her 11-year-old son to get drunk in the street told horrified onlookers ‘we always get drunk together’. Tests showed he had a blood alcohol level of 187mg – more than twice the legal limit for driving. A witness described seeing the boy swigging from a clear bottle of what appeared to be a bright green alcoholic substance. The mom grabbed him by the shoulder and poured the remaining lager over his head.

The prosecutor said the boy had been pulling a red toy fire engine and had ‘tried to sit down on the toy, but fell off it’.  The boy swore at his mother then slumped to the ground and began to cry and vomit. (Image via Shutterstock)

John Goodman Adopts His Grown-Ass Girlfriend

The founder of The International Polo Club Palm Beach John Goodman (not the actor) has adopted his longtime adult girlfriend 42-year-old Heather Laruso Hutchins as his legal daughter in what plaintiff’s attorneys are calling an attempt to shield assets from a civil suit filed by the parents of a Wellington man killed in a car crash.

He faces a criminal trial on March 6 on charges of DUI manslaughter, vehicular homicide and leaving the scene of a crash and could face up to 30 years in prison.

Wow. It was like someone called him, “A monster” and he was like, “You ain’t see nothin’ yet.”

Is This The Spank Bank?

A 20 year old dude used the drive through window at an undisclosed bank in Illinois when according to the police report: “Kraushaar exposed his penis to the teller, with the intent of arousing his sexual desires.” (Image via Shutterstock)

Spider’s Detachable Penis Is Tingling

For spiders this breakage of male’s sperm-transferring organ is common, says researcher Daiquin Li, of the University of Singapore, but it’s usually just the tip.

Next time you want to play just the tip, you might not have a tip to play with. No wonder Peter Parker never made his move.

School playground ‘Rape Tag’

Students at a Minnesota elementary school have started playing a disturbing new game, which was described as similar to freeze tag, “except that a person had to be humped to be unfrozen,” the letter states. Rape tag. Why WOULDN’T you want to be unfrozen?

Romanian Model Has a 20-INCH waist

A 30 year old model named Ioana Spangenberg has a waist of just 20 inches but insisted she eats three square meals a day, including fatty foods.

She stated, “I just have a small stomach. It’s a bit like a gastric band, if I eat too much I feel sick.”

Oh, like you have to go to the restroom and throw up the food you just ate? That sounds nothing like bulimia.

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