Woman Who Banged 1,000 Guys Used To Be a Dude [8 PHOTOS]

This is a story that belongs in our WTF News Wednesday column, but I just couldn’t wait to post it. The Sun is reporting that a 42 year old sex addict named Crystal Warren was actually born Christopher Snowden, but changed gender in 2005. She told few lovers her secret but added: “They never asked… I’m scared there will be a lot of angry men out there reading this…” Uh, gee, ya think?

Now, I’m pretty open-minded and I have fairly low standards when it comes to hooking up with randos and I’ve been blacked out but I’ve NEVER hooked up with anyone even remotely close to this dude-chick. Am I against transgendered folk? No. Honestly, if that androgynous model Andrej Pejic hit on my drunk ass at a bar and I didn’t know it was him, I’d prob be knuckle deep in a sloppy hook up. But Crystal? That’s like The Crying Game, no, The Uncontrollably SOBBING Game times 1,000. Check out pics of each “chick” then watch the classic scene from Ace Ventura. Lot of dudes doing that this morning.

CRYSTAL WARREN


ANDREJ PEJIC


EINHORN IS A MAN!

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