It’s probably surprising that Miami Beach is on our list, but the more you think about it, the more it makes sense. Why? The Jersey Shore went here. Plus, it’s probably one of two places where you can wear a shiny button-down shirt, rent a Lambo, and wear white pants all why trying to keep a straight-face. Clubs like Space, Nikki Beach, Mansion, and Cameo are going to hit your wallet hard for the cover charge then over-charge you for drinks. If you’re not rolling with a girl already, be prepared to drop at least $200 a night. I can’t hate on Miami too much, considering that I’ll be down here for Winter Music Conference (March 16-25th). Two quick notes: the public transportation in this city blows, have a car; and drinking on the beach is technically illegal, but police look the other way if you behave.