Is Miley Cyrus some kind of idiot savant / mastermind evil genius on par with the Kardashians? Do all celebrities just sit around all day brainstorming ideas for completely ridiculous antics that make the majority of Americans flip their lid and all media members scoff? Like did Miley finally get a chance to watch The 40 Year Old Virgin, saw the Betty Cocker Wigging Out scene and think I gotta do that? Anyway, TMZ is reporting that she celebrated her boyfriend Liam’s birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake shaped like a dong piece. Yes, Mr. President the erection results are in.