Yesterday, Complex reported (via ESPN) that new Houston Astros owner Jim Crane is considering changing the name of the franchise as well as its uniforms when the team moves from the National League to the American League. Yahoo Sports has already given us their list of possible team names, all of which with the exception of 1 can be taken seriously. Our list isn’t a whole lot more serious, but given the right logo, mascot, and color scheme, who knows where it could lead the team. Anything could be better than those uni’s they rocked in the 70s/80s, right? Check ’em out and vote in our poll at the bottom.