Demotivational Thursday took the week off last week after one epic Christmas-themed lolz-fest the week prior. Moderation is key, folks. This edition of DT doesn’t really have a theme other than it’s a new year and a new you except no. Don’t get too high and mighty on us. We’ve got a whole year of demotes ahead of us and if this crop we just harvested is any indication, our last year on Earth will be a hilarious one.