Watching this kid’s grandma play The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim is like watching a bunch of my high friends play – only the drugs she’s on are prescription… and I don’t have female friends. Who taught her hold the controller that way? Arthritis? You gotta keep your middle fingers on the trigger so that your index fingers can be free to sit on the bumpers. Kids, it’s also important to note the long-term effects that Mountain Dew can have on your teeth. If you want to stay up late to game, try stuff like ritalin and adderall. Happy New Year!